PORTLAND, OR – A midnight premiere of the Disney movie Zootopia went horribly awry at an AMC 24 Cinema in suburban Portland as a furry orgy broke out in the auditorium halfway through the screening of the film. Leading to a widespread panic for moviegoers that were there to see the film and have a fun night out. Initial 911 calls reported ‘high-pitched howling’ erupting from the upper half of the room, but the disruption made its way throughout the theater.
The furries were forced into a mating ritual when the two anthropomorphic
animals on screen embraced, triggering chemicals in their brain to start the orgy. It was reported that as many as 50 people were in the orgy. Ranging from naked individuals to people dressed in fursuits. It was said that the combined body odor and seminal fluids was enough to force police to respond with a hazardous materials crew.
Paramedics transported three people to the hospital for shock and contact with bodily fluids. While 23 furries were arrested and booked for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. AMC 24 remains closed as crews attempt to clean up the mess made by the incident. Zootopia will be screened at nearby cinemas normally. Neomongolian authorities have beefed up security at all cinemas in the country and are barring furries from entering them.
Neomongolia News Network 
EW. I’m a furry but I think this is more of a well thought out scheme.
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furry scum
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Only losers would go so far as to do something like that…
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Still not grown out of teddybears you gross freak?
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I’m a furry too, but I don’t think this is actually real.
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So Satire its not even funny quit your lieing, completely my made up bs story
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Whoever takes this seriously needs to review the word “satire”
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Story is false.Those pics are from the chlorine gas attack at a convention in Chicago 2014, NOT Portland Oregon. Get your facts straight people…
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Fake… There’s no way this happened….. Nice try guys.
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Wow, really, help your heat another way, I too am a furry, and an actor. but seriously, lets make the furry fandom look friendly and nice, not perverted and…..messed up. Honestly, this is what’s gonna give a bad reputation to other furries. Uhhg some people think with their pants head and not their head.
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lol… nice pictures from the Hyatt Regency Ohare in chicago during Midwest Furfest chlorine event.
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Nice clickbait.
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This is a MABAS unit (Mutual Aid Box Alarm System) in ILLINOIS The pic location is Rosemont Il. Fake story
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It’s things like this that makes people stereotype furries negatively, as if it’s true to the entire fandom. That’s just like saying every Asian is Chinese, and every Hispanic is Mexican.
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If u a furry u need to go to a psichologist
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in the name of the other 99,9% of the furry fandom: i am so so sorry for the ppl who had to see this missbehavour… this is simply disgusting
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